A Lecturer Often Makes You Feel Dumb

All Men Are Created Equal And Endowed By Their Creator With A Mighty Urge To Become Otherwise.

A Homosexual Is The Only Man Who Ever Meets A Man He Would Like To Marry If He Were A Woman.

Hard Work Never Hurt Anyone Who Hired Someone Else To Do It.

A Cynic Sees Little To Admire In The World, While The World Sees Even Less To Admire In Him.

A Word To The Wise Is -- Unnecessary.