A Lecturer Often Makes You Feel Dumb

This May Be The Age Of Automation, But Love Is Still Being Made By Hand.

Hindsight Is Good, Foresight Is Better; But Second Sight Is Best Of All.

A Bureaucrat Is An Official Who Is Clothed With Power And Whom It Doesn't Fit.

Somebody Is Always Doing Something That Somebody Else Said Couldn't Be Done.

A Wedding Is The Formality A Man Has To Go Through Before Going To Work For A New Boss.