I Don't Believe That Competitions Are Important.

Poetry Is Very Similar To Music, Only Less Notes And More Words.

You Notice How They Always Put The Fruit And Veg At The Entrance To The Supermarket? You Go In Thinking 'this Is A Fresh Shop, Everything In Here Is Fresh! I Will Do Well To Shop Here'. You Never Go Straight To The Bit With The Toilet Paper, Loo Brushes And Such Do You? You'd Think 'this Is A Poo Shop! Everything In Here Is Themed On Poo!

Drama Is A Complete Meal, Vitamins, Proteins, Carbohydrates. It's A Slow Burn Thing. It's Got An Arc. Comedy Is More Like Coke.

Performance Enhancing Drugs Are Banned In The Olympics. Ok, We Can Swing With That. But Performance 'debilitating' Drugs Should Not Be Banned. Smoke A Joint And Win The 100 Metres, Fair Play For You. That's Pretty Good. Unless Someone's Dangling A Mars Bar Off In The Distance.

I Can Go From Blokey To Girlie In 15 Minutes And Then I'm Out The Door. But That's The Fastest I Can Do It. Becoming A Woman Takes Work.