If I Were Achilles I Would Put

I'm An Action Transvestite.

If You Get Anything Creative Going, Then The Work And Play Thing Is The Same Thing, I Feel.

If I Were Achilles I Would Put My Foot In A F**k Off Block Of Concrete!

It's Not A Bloody Piano, It's A Clarenart...you Weird Talking Person.

No Matter How Much Makeup I Wore, People Just Kept Saying "yes, Sir! Would You Like Tea With That, Sir?" "yes, I Would Like Tea. Why Don't You Put It On My Breasts?" "certainly. Tea For This Man's Breasts! Anything Else, Sir?"