If I Were Achilles I Would Put

The Death Star Is Just Full Of British Actors Opening Doors And Going,oh... I... Oh... What Is It Lieutenant Sebastian? It's Just The Rebels, Sir... They're Here. My God, Man! Do They Want Tea? No, I Think They're After Something A Bit More Than That, Sir. I Don't Know What It Is, But They've Brought A Flag. Damn, That's Dash Cunning Of Them.

If There Is A God, His Plan Is Very Similar To Someone Not Having A Plan.

Most Transvestites Fancy Girls.

Animals In The Wild Are Lean, And I Think We Should Be Too.

Boy Bands Should Be Exploded From A Great Height. They're Just Pretty People Singing Music Written By Others.