If I Were Achilles I Would Put

Sharks Are Just Evil Bastards. I'm Quite Happy If All The Sharks Just Went, Because They Eat Fish And Us. And We Need The Fish.

When I Was Seven, I Said, "i Want To Act." When I Was 10, I Realized That Films Exist, And I Wanted To Be In Them. Not A Comedian, I Wanted To Be A Dramatic Actor. Films Just Seemed Such Fun, And Like Such A Great Thing To Do.

Cause If You're A Transvestite, You're Actually A Male Tomboy, That's Where The Sexuality Is. Yeah, It's Not Drag Queen, No; Gay Men Have Got That Covered. This Is Male Tomboy, And People Do Get That Mixed Up, They Put Transvestite There - No No No No! Little Bit Of A Crowbar Separation, Thank You! And Gay Men, I Think, Would Agree. It's Male Lesbian, That's Really Where It Is, Ok? Because... It's True! 'cause Most Transvestites Fancy Girls, Fancy Women. So That's Where It Is.

But With Dogs, We Do Have "bad Dog." Bad Dog Exists. "bad Dog! Bad Dog! Stole A Biscuit, Bad Dog!" The Dog Is Saying, "who Are You To Judge Me? You Human Beings Who’ve Had Genocide, War Against People Of Different Creeds, Colors, Religions, And I Stole A Biscuit?! Is That A Crime? People Of The World!" "well, If You Put It That Way, I Think You’ve Got A Point. Have Another Biscuit, Sorry.

Puberty Is The Sickest Joke God Plays On Us. So You're Just Noticing Members Of The Sex: "girls Girls, Ooo". Naturally You Want To Look Your Best, And God Says "no! You Will Look The Worst You've Ever Looked In Your Life!"