They Tend To Come Out A Colour

You Say 'erbs, And We Say Herbs Because There's A F*****g H In It!

Scrabble Was Invented By Nazis To Piss Off Kids With Dyslexia.

Mac Gave Me 55 Lipsticks To Test. These Are The Same Lipsticks I Got Caught Stealing By The Police When I Was 15. How Ironic.

Everyone Gets Cards At The Beginning Of Life. I Am Transgender, I Decided To Be Honest And Tell Everyone About It, And That's It.

I'm An Action Transvestite Really, So It's Running, Jumping, Climbing Trees Putting On Make-up When You're Up There!