I'd Like To Have Sex With Myself.

You Can't Land On The Moon And Say, "ooh, It's All Sticky! It's Covered In Jam!

I Did Bronze Survival Swimming. I Could Save People In A Bronzey Kind Of Way.

Danger Could Be My Middle Name... But It's John.

If You Get Anything Creative Going, Then The Work And Play Thing Is The Same Thing, I Feel.

We Will Now Sing Forth, Hymn 405, 'oh God, What On Earth Is My Hairdo All About?