List Of Vodka Quotes

The Relationship Between A Russian And A Bottle Of Vodka Is Almost Mystical.

I Think That's What We Love About The Vodka, Is That It's Consistent. It's Consistent In Its Pureness And That's How I Tie It To Restaurants.

I Have Either A Cucumber Martini, Gin Martini, Or A Vodka Martini. That's It. Simple.

Russian Vodka Is Ok If You Need To Clean The Oven. For Drinking, It Must Henceforth Be Polish.

Vodka Is Tasteless Going Down, But It Is Memorable Coming Up.

I No Longer Know If I Wish To Drown Myself In Love, Vodka Or The Sea.

That's What My Perfume Would Smell Like, Margarita And Vodka.

Sex Without Smiling Is As Sickly And As Base As Vodka And Tonic Without Ice.

A Medium Vodka Dry Martini - With A Slice Of Lemon Peel. Shaken And Not Stirred.

I Just Drank A Fifth Of Vodka, Dare Me To Drive?

I Love Vodka Martinis. I Know It's A Cliché.

Vodka Redbull: Upper Meets Downer In An Effervescent Hybrid Of Bubble Gum And Junkie Piss