Vodka Is Tasteless Going Down, But It

The Mass Of Men Lead Lives Of Shallow Happiness; The Superior Man Exults In His Gloom.

Never Insult A Writer. You May Find Yourself Immortalized In Ways You May Not Appreciate.

Lake Wobegon, The Little Town That Time Forgot And The Decades Cannot Improve.

I Usually Don't Work With Other People; I Do The Whole Show Myself.

I Am A Cheerful Man, Even In The Dark, And It's All Thanks To A Good Lutheran Mother. . . . Mother Was Well Composed, A True Lutheran, And Taught Me To Cheer Up, Make Yourself Useful, Mind Your Manners, And Above All, Don't Feel Sorry For Yourself.