Vodka Is Tasteless Going Down, But It

Spending Time In A Church Does Not Make You Religious, Any More Than Spending Time In A Garage Makes You A Car.

Where I'm From We Don't Trust Paper. Wealth Is What's Here On The Premises. If I Open A Cupboard And See, Say, Thirty Cans Of Tomato Sauce And A Five-pound Bag Of Rice, I Get A Little Thrill Of Well-being - Much More So Than If I Take A Look At The Quarterly Dividend Report From My Mutual Fund.

Men Peak At Age Nineteen And Go Downhill.

Humor Needs To Come In Under Cover Of Darkness, In Disguise, And Surprise People.

Vodka Is Tasteless Going Down, But It Is Memorable Coming Up.