That's What My Perfume Would Smell Like,

I Love People Who Have Such Passion For Complete Nonsense.

You've Got Guys On Freeways With Motorbikes With No Helmets On, You Can't Drink Until You're 21 And We Wonder Why So Many Youth Are Smoking F - Ing Cannabis, And You Can Start Driving Here At 15. How F - Ed Up Is That?

You Got Married Recently To A Rapper. It Doesn't Take Them Long To Impregnate Women.

Seeing Your Mother Naked Is Not Something You Easily Recover From. Seeing Your Mother Naked And Jumping From One Side Of A King-sized Bed To The Other With A Nurse's Hat On While Your Father, Who Is Also Naked, Is Chasing Her With A Bandanna Around His Neck, Is Reason To Put Yourself Up For Adoption.

When I Don't Know What To Do, I Just Open My Mouth. Why Won't Anyone Date Me?