That's What My Perfume Would Smell Like,

You Got Married Recently To A Rapper. It Doesn't Take Them Long To Impregnate Women.

To Always Trust My Instincts, To Always Believe I Have Something To Offer — No Matter How Meaningless Or Stupid It May Be — And To Never Listen To Anyone Who Tells You ‘no.’

There Are No Warning Signs On The Trampoline. The Warning Is The Trampoline.

I Had To Sit Down And Explain To [her Friend] That Aa Was For Quitters

I Had To Feign Interest In All This Nonsense Until I Could Ask When I Could Come Over And Sit On His Face. I Didn't Say That Out Loud, Of Course. I Never Say The Things I Really Want To. If I Did, I'd Have No Friends.