...my Conscience Has The Same Hard Reality

I Mean, Really: What Kind Of Person Could Possibly Dislike Me?

I'm A Very Neat Monster.

Since I Am Not Actually A Real Human Being, My Emotional Responses Are Generally Limited To What I Have Learned To Fake.

Rectory Always Sounded To Me Like A Place Where You Would Find A Proctologist.

Now I Know What It Is Like To Feel Like A Total Idiot.