American's Could Be Any More Self Absorbed

It Takes Zero Politically Correct People To Screw In A Lightbulb Because They Are Perpetually In The Dark.

Nervous? He's Tighter Than Pat Buchanan's Sphincter Muscle At A 4th Of July Soiree On Fire Island.

I Would Call The French Scumbags, But That, Of Course, Would Be A Disservice To Bags Filled With Scum. I Say We Invade Iraq, Then Invade Chirac.

The World Is So Ass-backwards It Almost Makes You Wish You Were Dyslexic.

I Don't Need To Be Born Again. I Got It Right The First Time.