Elected Office Holds More Perks Than Elvis'

Nothing Ruins The Mood During Foreplay More Than The Recurring Image Of Your Sixty-five-year-old Homeroom Teacher Trying To Stretch A Condom Over A Cucumber.

I Have Sympathy For Any Human Being That's Driven By Their Limbic Part Of Their Brain. We All Know That Exists In A Person.

American's Could Be Any More Self Absorbed If They Were Made Of Equal Parts Water And Paper Towel.

Political Correctness Is Inverted Mccarthyism.

Jack Kerouac Was Cool Because He Had No Idea He Was.