I Knew About Elvis. Of Course, Everybody

Roy Acuff Was The First Country Music Star To Buy A Home In A Fashionable Section Of Nashville. The Real Estate Man Said, 'mr. Acuff, How Do You Plan To Take Care Of This?' Since The House Was Very Expensive At The Time. Roy Said, 'would Cash Be All Right?'

Elvis Said, Miss Minnie, Do You Think It Would Be Out Of Order If I Go Up And Speak To General Stewart? I've Always Been Such A Fan Of His. So Elvis Went Up To Speak To The Stewarts.

Show Business Is Made Up Of Disappointments, And It's Through Life's Disappointments That You Grow.

The Doctor Must Have Put My Pacemaker In Wrong. Every Time My Husband Kisses Me, The Garage Door Goes Up.

It's The Most Unglamourous Glamour Business In The World.