These Managers All Know Their Onions And

Newcastle Are Absolutely Besotted By Injuries.

If You're A Goalkeeper, It Doesn't Matter What You Save The Ball With; If You Keep It Out, It's Not A Goal.

If Plan A Fails, They Could Always Revert To Plan A.

When I Lived In Rural Oxfordshire, I Was Walking Home Across A Field When I Stroked A Cow. The Damn Thing Butted Me In The Orchestras.

Fernando Torres Needs To Be Loved On A Regular Basis.