Its Always Nice To Have A Stud

My Mother Drove Back To The Intersection. "who Are You Dating?" "don't Ask," I Said. I Wasn't Dating Anyone. I Was Fornicating With Batman.

Happens To Me All The Time...people Are Always Underestimating My Dumbness.

She'll Be Back," Ranger Said. "but Not Tonight." [stephanie] "how'd You Get Her To Leave?" "told Her I Was Gonna Spend The Next Twelve Hours Ruining You For All Other Men, And So She Might As Well Go Home." I Could Feel The Heat Rush To My Face. Ranger Gave Me The Wolf Smile. "i Lied About It Being Tonight," He Said.

You Know What This Is?" Lula Said. "this Here's Plane Rage." Plane Rage Isn't Allowed. It Got Taken Off The Allowed Activities List Along With Eating. If You Make A Scene They'll Hual You Off In Leg Irons." Stephanie Said. I'm Tired Of Being Stapped In Here, Too," Lula Said. "this Seat Belt's Too Tight And It's Giving Me Gas." Anything Else?" There's No Movie.

Lula Had Eminem Cranked Up. He Was Rapping About Trailer Park Girls And How They Go Round The Outside, And I Was Wondering What The Heck That Meant. I'm A White Girl From Trenton. I Don't Know These Things. I Need A Rap Cheat Sheet.