Its Always Nice To Have A Stud

It Was Dark And Raining, With Bad Visibility, But This Was Jersey, And We Don't Slow Down For Anything.

Only Men You Can Count On These Days Are Ben And Jerry.

I Need To Look Like An Idiot At Least Twice A Day To Keep Myself Humble.

My Grandmother Is A Little Cuban Woman Who Cooks All Day And Speaks Spanish. Your Grandmother Watches Pay-per-view Porn." "she Used To Watch The Weather Channel, But She Said There Wasn't Enough Action." -ranger And Stephanie

And When I Was In The Trunk, I Saw Jesus. And The Virgin Mary. And Ozzy Osbourne.