List Of Monk Quotes

I’m Just Kinda Tired. Like A Monkey In The Rain.

I'll Direct Any Movie Starring A Monkey Or The Olsen Twins. Preferably Both.

I'm Such A Dude. I'm Just Like, 'all Right, I Have To Get Up In My Monkey Suit.' I'd Rather Be In Jeans.

I've Done The Performing Monkey Stuff And Massive Breakdowns, It's Just They Weren't Documented.

I Listen To 50 Cent, Jay-z, Stereophonics, Arctic Monkeys; Also The Musical Oliver - I Can Sing Every Tune.

I'm Like A Monk With A Taste For Hookers.

Slowly, Slowly, Catch The Monkey.

There's No Right. There's No Wrong. There's Only Popular Opinion.

Coolidge Is A Better Example Of Evolution Than Either Bryan Or Darrow, For He Knows When Not To Talk, Which Is The Biggest Asset The Monkey Possesses Over The Human.

Somebody Give Me A Banana. I'm Playing Like A Monkey, So I Might As Well Eat Like One.

Artists Are The Monks Of The Bourgeois State.

I'm A Barrel Of Monkeys, Kid, Though Mostly I Figure Monkeys Stuck In A Barrel Are Just Going To Be Pissed Off.