We Need More Fruitcakes In This World,

Well, I'm Still Here. Didn't Have To Go To Rehab, And I'm Not Broke.

What If Life Is Just A Cosmic Joke, Like Spiders In Your Underwear.

I've Got A Caribbean Soul I Can Barely Control, And Some Texas Hidden Here In My Heart!

The Beautiful People In The Magazines, Got The Normal Ones Living Beyond Their Means.

My Occupational Hazard Is My Occupation's Just Not Around.