We Need More Fruitcakes In This World,

These Old Ballparks Are Like Cathedrals In America. We Don't Have Big Old Gothic Cathedrals Like They Do In Europe. But We Got Baseball Parks.

My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus. It's That Kind Of Morning.

It's A Fine Line Between Saturday Night And Sunday Morning.

I Have Never Cared About Setting World Records, Or Filling My Boat With Fish, Or, For That Matter, Even Catching Fish. I Go For The Experience Of Spending Six Hours In The Arms Of The Ocean, Never Thinking Of A Single Thing Except Chasing Fish.

I Slowly Surrender To The Child In Me Who Can't Say Goodbye.