List Of Emote Quotes

This Is Not A Business Where You Can Hand Off And Run By Remote Control.

A Small Handgun Makes Any Tv Remote Control.

55% Of All Americans Lose Their Remote Control 5 Times A Week. That Means That They Must See The Same Show For Up To 3-4 Minutes A Time!

9% Would Give Up Sex For The Remote Control. 91% Has Already Given Up Sex For The Remote Control!

It Gets Harder And Harder To Succeed And Find Audiences With The 500-channel Universe, The Remote Control, And People Being So Trigger Happy With That Remote Control. It Just Gets Harder To Get A Foothold.

I'm One Of Those People That Picks Up The Remote Control And Just Keep Hitting Constantly, Even If I Like The Show I'm Watching.

He Who Controls The Remote, Controls The World

I Emote. I Love Things So Much.