55% Of All Americans Lose Their Remote

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President Bush Says He Has Just One Question For The American Voters, 'is The Rich Person You're Working For Better Off Now Than They Were Four Years Ago?'

The Fbi Announced Today That They Are Now Looking For Osama Bin Laden's Financial Adviser. You Think This Guy Is In Demand. How Good Can He Be? His Top Client Is Living In A Cave And Driving A Donkey. It Doesn't Sound Like He Is Getting The Best Return On His Investments To Me.

America Needs Obamacare Like Nancy Pelosi Needs A Halloween Mask.

Soup Is Just A Way Of Screwing You Out Of A Meal.