I Always Thought Communism Was Crap, Really.

People Are More Violently Opposed To Fur Than Leather Because It's Safer To Harass Rich Women Than Motorcycle Gangs.

If I Won The Lottery I'd Start A Charity That Helped Little Family Hardware Stores, Cobblers And Fruit Shops Open In City Centres.

If You Travel To The States... They Have A Lot Of Different Words Than Like What We Use. For Instance: They Say 'elevator', We Say 'lift'; They Say 'drapes', We Say 'curtains'; They Say 'president', We Say 'seriously Deranged Git.'

I Suppose The Common Idea Of Me Is That I'm Going To Be Someone Who's Hyper And Cracking Jokes All The Time, But People Who Meet Me Are Soon Disabused Of That Notion.

I've Been Going To Granada For Many Years And 12 Years Ago Bought A House A Few Miles Outside The City.