I Always Thought Communism Was Crap, Really.

There's A Part Of Me That Still Hates Everything, And My Natural View Default Setting Is Still Very Cynical And Dark

Even A Blind Dog Can Find A Bone Every So Often.

A Lot Of Those Comics Can't Hold Down Relationships And They've Got No Other Life Apart From Performing. They Sleep In Their Jags And A Lot Of Them Can't Even Talk. All They Can Do Is Tell Gags.

First Off, I Have To Mention What Is Undoubtedly The Greatest Phenomenon Of The Modern Era: All You Can Eat Buffets.

If I Won The Lottery I'd Start A Charity That Helped Little Family Hardware Stores, Cobblers And Fruit Shops Open In City Centres.