I Always Thought Communism Was Crap, Really.

Yuri Gagarin, The First Man In Space, May Have Had His Charms, But He Really Couldn't Be Considered Hip.

I Exist As An Annexe Of The Bbc. I'm Down The Road A Bit From The Main Building, In A Little Hut.

Dire Straits Is A Great Band. Someone Tells You They Like ""brothers In Arms"" And Immediately You Know They're A Stupid Annoying Git.

I Suppose The Common Idea Of Me Is That I'm Going To Be Someone Who's Hyper And Cracking Jokes All The Time, But People Who Meet Me Are Soon Disabused Of That Notion.

Even A Blind Dog Can Find A Bone Every So Often.