If You Don't Have Humour, Then You

If You Don't Have Humour, Then You May As Well Nail The Coffin Lid Down Now.

I'm The Fourth Best James Bond.

I Do Not Have Time To Sit Down And Regret Anything Although Sometimes I Wish I Had Been Able To See More Of My Parents While They Were Alive And Have Done More For Them.

Kristina Has Been To The Maldives But Never To Venice, And I Have Been To Venice But Never To The Maldives.

I've Learnt That Through Life You Just Get On With It. You're Going To Meet A Lot Of Dishonest People Along The Line And You Say Good Luck To Them. I Hope They Live In Comfort. Then I Start Sticking More Pins In Their Effigies.