My Favorite Dish Is Cleaning Out The

I Don't Mind Assholes. It's The Dork I Don't Trust. The Dork Is The One Who's Trying To Be Whatever He Thinks You Want Him To Be. I Trust The Asshole Cause You Know Where He's Gonna Stand.

I Got Interested In The Justice System. If I Was, I'd Probably Be A Defense Lawyer. I Was Headed That Way, But Luckily Changed My Track To Film School.

My Whole Family Are Hams. They're Storytellers And Everyone Outdoes The Next One.

When You've Got God, You Got A Friend. And That Friend Is You.

I'm A Golfer, And What Are The Two Sports You Can Do Till You Drop? Golf And Surfing. They're Great For You Limber-wise, They're Great For You Health-wise, And They Put You In Sweet Locations.