My Idea Of Superwoman Is Someone Who

I Firmly Believe That With The Right Footwear One Can Rule The World.

Before One Actually Visits Them, Everyone Tends To Think Of Their Favorite Countries As One Grand Disneyland Filled With National Monuments And Historical Treasures Conveniently Laid Out For Easy Viewing, When What They Really Are Filled With, Of Course, Is People Going To Work, Laundromats And Places To Buy Rat Poison.

Total Contentment Is Only For Cows.

I'm The Last Of The Truly Tacky Women. I Do Trash With Flash And Sleaze With Ease.

I Have My Standards. They're Low, But I Have Them.