You've Gotta Share What's Going On In

Start Each Day Out The Holy Way..with Christ Chex, It's A Miracle In A Bowl. Just Open The Box And You Hear Ahhhhh....and Then A Lil' Angel Flies Out And Says 'good Morning, Life Is Beautiful!'.

How Do You Fall Into A Lion's Den, That Is My First Question There, You Think You Would Be Extra Carefull Around A Den Of Lions.

I Found Someones Passport On The Ground Tonight. Where Do You Sell These Things?

Every Joke Has Its Origin - The Punching People In The Face Joke. It Hurts Like Hell To Get Punched In The Face.

I Don't Laugh Out Loud At Comics A Lot.