You've Gotta Share What's Going On In

Dear Semi Hot Girl Taking Photos On A Boat. It's Not Your Boat So Stop Acting Like You Own It. You Drive A Used Civic.

We All Hope For Breakthrough Rebirth Moments. When You're Headed For A Breakthrough Moment, It's Kind Of Scary Because You Say, 'if I Break Through Then I Have To Make Great Change In My Life.'

When People Refer To 'back In The Day,' It Was A Wednesday. Just A Little Fun Fact For You.

I Don't Have To Do Anything For Anyone Else's Benefit Anymore. I Just Want To Exceed My Own Expectations.

After You Have Loss In Your Life And After You Experience Something Like Losing Your Parents, The Greatest Gift Of That Was It Prepared Me For [anything]. Nothing Else Is As Scary, And Certainly Stand-up Comedy Is Not As Scary As Sitting There With Your Mom And Having To Have Last Conversations And Things Like That. It's Heavy Stuff, But It's Enlightening Because It Makes Me Think I Shouldn't Be Afraid Of Sharing Ideas And Thoughts With People. It's The Yin And The Yang Of Life.