List of Jenny McCarthy Quotes

I'm So Scared Girls Look At My Breast Implants And Think, 'to Get Boys, You Need Big Boobs.' I Tell Them, 'don't Get It Done. Those Fears Go Away. You Develop Other Insecurities, But Breasts Aren't One Of Them.' I Want To Get Them Half-size.

No I Don't Have A Sex Tape And I'm Kind Of Upset That I Don't. You Know Why? 'cause I'm Really Good.

I Love Botox, I Absolutely Love It. I Get It Minimally So I Can Still Move My Face. But I Really Do Think It's A Savior.

Just Keep Trying, And Your Dreams Will Come True. But You Have To Give It All Your Time, Effort, And Soul.

I Guess Now That I Think Back, I Used To Play Priest And Be A Funny Priest. I Don't Know, I Grew Up In Such A Catholic Family That I Kind Of Liked To Test The Boundaries A Little Bit And I Think I Had Fun Watching My Mom Laugh.

So Basically, I Don't Know What I'm Talking About. But Maybe I Do.

Kids Will Not Listen To That. They're Going To Experiment No Matter What, So You Have To Be Honest.

I'm The Worst Person To Tell Anybody How To Date.

At One Point, My House Was A School For Autistic Children. I Opened Up My Doors To About 30 Kids And Their Families At The Time. I Was Turning Into Mary Poppins Because I Had To Do Something For These Kids Who Have Nowhere To Go. So My House Was The School For Two Years.

I Went To An All-girls Catholic School. And All The Nuns Just Breathed Down Our Necks "abstinence." And That's Not The Right Thing To Do. It Does Not Work. Kids Will Not Listen To That. They're Going To Experiment No Matter What, So You Have To Be Honest. You Have To Say, "you Know What, If You're Gonna Do It, At Least Think About The Consequences And Get Protection.

The First Time I Punched In My Name And Saw How Many Sites There Were, I Thought, That's Scary. I Got Too Involved Where I Got Worried And Panicked And Tried To Stop It. But You Know What, If I Just Let It Go And Not Worry About It, Then It Will Be Fine. Because It's All About How It Makes Me Feel And I Was Letting It Get To Me.

I Don't Think I Ever Said, "i Want To Be An Actress." But For Halloween, I Dressed Up As A Movie Star From When I Was Seven To When I Was Twelve. The Costume Was Always A Long Dress, With Makeup, And My Hair Curled, And Jewelry On. And The Movie Star Was Always Jenny Mccarthy. So Right There You Could See A Little Pattern.