The Republicans Have A New Healthcare Proposal:

You Have The Establishment And Then You Have The Hippies Revolting Against The Establishment, And What You End Up Getting Are Like Accountants With Long Hair. And That's Kind Of What Happened With The Youth Movement In The '70s.

People Are Not In A Good Mood When Any Politician's Face Appears On Television.

The Scientific Theory I Like Best Is That The Rings Of Saturn Are Composed Entirely Of Lost Airline Luggage.

If The Audience Doesn't Like It, Usually They're Just Silent. But They've Never All Walked Out At Once.

I Do Jokes About What's Funny, And Both Sides Are Funny.