The Republicans Have A New Healthcare Proposal:

The Sacred Exists Only At The Expense Of The Truth.

I Do Jokes About What's Funny, And Both Sides Are Funny.

The Scientific Theory I Like Best Is That The Rings Of Saturn Are Composed Entirely Of Lost Airline Luggage.

The Way Money Goes So Fast These Days, They Should Paint Racing Stripes On It.

If You Call Your Opponent A Politician, It's Grounds For Libel.