Hello, I Must Be Going.

Getting Older Is No Problem. You Just Have To Live Long Enough.

I Would Never Join A Country Club With Standards So Low As To Allow Me As A Member.

Was That You Or The Duck?

Take Two Turkeys, One Goose, Four Cabbages, But No Duck, And Mix Them Together. After One Taste, You'll Duck Soup For The Rest Of Your Life

It Isn't Necessary To Have Relatives In Kansas City In Order To Be Unhappy.