Hello, I Must Be Going.

The Two Most Important Words In The World Are Honesty And Sincerity, If You Can Fake These You've Got It Made.

I've Been Around So Long, I Knew Doris Day Before She Was A Virgin.

I Don't Want To Join The Kind Of A Club That Accepts People Like Me As Members.

I've Met A Lot Of Pin-up Girls, But I've Never Been Able To Pin One Down

No One Is Completely Unhappy At The Failure Of His Best Friend.