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He Had A Body Like Batman

I Took All Of My Rejection Letters - There Must Have Been Thousands Of Them In A Huge Box - And I Went Out On The Curb And Burned Them All, Crying.

Men Drive Off Bridges And Drink Too Much Because Of Women Like You.

Oh, For God's Sake," I Said. "just Give Me The Stupid Thing." I Took The Panic Button And Stuck It Into My Super Sexy Miracle Bra. "gps," Ranger Said To Morelli. "probably I Can Find Her Breast Without It," Morelli Said. "but It's Good To Know There's A Navigational System On Board If I Need It.

I'd Slept With Ranger! Not Sexually, Of Course. But I'd Been In His Bed. And Then There Was The Evil Shower Gel. "it Was All Because Of The Shower Gel," I Said. Morelli's Eyes Narrowed. "shower Gel?" I Made A Major Effort Not To Sigh. "long Story. You Probably Don't Want To Hear It.