Your Life Isn't Out Of Control. It's

I've Finally Reached A Stage In My Career Where I Can Do What I Want.

Men Are Like Shoes. Some Fit Better Than Others. And Sometimes You Go Out Shopping And There's Nothing You Like. And Then, As Luck Would Have It, The Next Week You Find Two That Are Perfect, But You Don't Have The Money To Buy Both."-

I Want To See Your Tailpipe Fading Off Into The Sunset." Good Luck, I Thought. My Tailpipe Was Somewhere On Route 1, Along With My Muffler.

Ranger Clicked His Penlight On. "hang Onto Me If You Can't See." I Curled My Hand Into The Back Of His Cargo Pants Just Above His Gun Belt. "i'm Good To Go." He Was Still For A Beat. "you Could Have Held On To My Jacket," He Said. "would You Rather I Do That?" "no. Not Even A Little.

Some People Learn From Books, Some Listen To The Advice Of Others, Some Learn From Mistakes. I Fit Into The Last Category. So Sue Me.