No One Expected A First Year Engineering

Ranger Declined The Butterscotch Pudding, Not Wanting To Disrupt The Consistency Of His Blood Sugar Level. I Had Two Puddings And Coffee, Choosing To Keep My Pancreas At Peak Performance. Use It Or Lose It Is My Philosophy.

Life Is About Survival Of The Fittest, And Jersey Is Producing The Master Race.

Personally, I'm A Lazy Kind Of Guy, And Leaving The Door Open On The Mystical Saves Me Work. I Don't Have To Stress My Brain Trying To Explain The Unexplainable. It's Magic. End Of Discussion.

Mrs. Zuppa Was Coming In From Bingo Just As I Was Leaving The Building. "looks Like You're Going To Work," She Said, Leaning Heavily On Her Cane. "what Are You Packin'?" "a Thirty-eight." "i Like A Nine-millimeter Myself." "a Nine's Good." "easier To Use A Semiautomatic After You've Had Hip Replacement And You Walk With A Cane," She Said. One Of Those Useful Pieces Of Information To File Away And Resurrect When I Turn Eighty-three.

You Deserved To Get Run Over. And Besides, I Barely Tapped You. The Only Reason You Broke Your Leg Was Because You Panicked And Tripped Over Your Own Feet.