Cupcake , You've Been Breaking My Heart

It's The Twenty-first Century." I Told Tank. "women Drive." "only In My Bed," Tank Said. "never In My Car.

You Need Teeth Like Mine!" Grandma Said. "you Can Just Mail 'em To The Dentist!

My Father Hired You To Protect Me," Ahmed Said, "not To Go Off Chasing Men." Grandma Leaned Forward, Keeping Her Eye On The Taurus. "we Think This Guy Killed Fred." "who's Fred?" "my Uncle," I Told Him. "he's Married To Mabel." "ah So You're Avenging A Murder In The Family. This Is A Good Thing.

I Guessed My Mother Figured If My Father Got Right Down To The Task Of Eating He Wouldn’t Be So Inclined To Jump Up And Strangle My Grandmother.

You're A Marshmallow. Soft And Sweet And When You Get Heated Up You Go All Gooey And Delicious."-