Cupcake , You've Been Breaking My Heart

Almost Everybody I Know Has Died,” Grandma Said. “bunch Of Wimps.

I Disconnected And Made A Mental Note Not To Call Tank Unless I Was Bleeding Profusely, And He Was The Only Other Person On Earth.

He [ranger] Peeled My [stephanie] Clothes Off And Wrangled Me Into Bed. And Then Suddenly He Was Inside Me. He Once Told Me That Time Spent With Him Would Ruin Me For All Other Men. When He Said It, I Thought It Was An Outrageous Threat. I No Longer Though It Outrageous.

He Reached Out, Opened The Glove Compartment, And Took Out A Gun. It Was A Smith & Wesson .38 Five-shot Special. It Looked A Lot Like My Gun. "i Stopped By Your Apartment This Morning And Picked This Up For You," Ranger Said. "i Found It In The Cookie Jar." "tough Guys Always Keep Their Gun In The Cookie Jar." "name One." "rockford." Ranger Grinned. "i Stand Corrected.

I Am Not Menopausal. I Just Wanted Half An Hour Alone. Is That Too Much To Ask? A Crappy Half Hour!