Cupcake , You've Been Breaking My Heart

You Deserved To Get Run Over. And Besides, I Barely Tapped You. The Only Reason You Broke Your Leg Was Because You Panicked And Tripped Over Your Own Feet.

He Doesn’t Look Very Smart,” Diesel Said. “he’s Not Even Giving Me The Finger.” “can Monkey’s Do That?” Hal Asked. Carl Gave Him The Finger. “cool!” Hal Said.

Ranger Cradled My Face In His Hands, Using His Thumbs To Wipe The Tears From My Eyes. "the Ceremony Is Over. Can You Make It Back To The Car?" I Nodded. "i'm Okay Now. Am I Red And Blotchy From Crying?" "yes," Ranger Said, Brushing A Kiss Across My Forehead. "i Love You Anyway." "there's All Kinds Of Love," I Said. Ranger Took Me By The Hand And Led Me Back To The Suv. "this Is The Kind That Doesn't Call For A Ring. But A Condom Might Come In Handy." "that's Not Love," I Told Him. "that's Lust.

No One Expected A First Year Engineering Student To Build The Perfect Bridge.

You Must Be A Terrible Burden To Your Mother. I Am Feeling So Sorry For Her Not To Have A Proper Daughter." Mrs. Apusenja - To The Nines