[stephanie Plum]jeez. No True Love" [grandma Mazur]

I Need To Look Like An Idiot At Least Twice A Day To Keep Myself Humble.

Sweetie, Nothing That Flies Looks Safe, Including Birds.

Did You Take Joyce's Engine?' 'my Instructions Were To Disable The Car, But One Of The Men Bet Hal A Burger He Couldn't Get The Engine Out. So Hal Removed The Engine.

Ranger Sent Us To Check On You," Hal Said. "we Just Got Here, And We Heard Shots." "some Moron Ate My Jelly Doughnut," Lula Said. "so I Shot Him.

Thats What Her Cars Do," Lula Said. "they Explode. But I Gotta Tell You This Was The Best. This Here's The First Time She Exploded A Garbage Truck. One Time Her Truck Got Hit With An Antitank Missile. That Wasn't Bad Either, But It Couldn't Compare To This.