Your Audience Teaches You How To Be

I Work All The Time Because It's A Great Distraction And It Keeps Me From Sitting Home And Obsessing Morbidly.

I Wouldn't Mind Dying So Much If It Wasn't That I Would Be Dead At The End Of It.

Cynicism Is Reality With An Alternate Spelling.

Show Business Is Dog Eat Dog. It's Worse Than Dog Eat Dog. It's Dog Doesn't Return Dog's Phone Calls.

I'm Trying To Arrange My Life So I Don't Have To Be Present.