A Man That Has Never Lied To

The Chief Problem About Death, Incidentally, Is The Fear That There May Be No Afterlife - A Depressing Thought, Particularly For Those Who Bothered To Shave. Also, There Is The Fear That There Is An Afterlife But No One Will Know Where It's Being Held. On The Plus Side, Death Is One Of The Few Things That Can Be Done As Easily Laying Down.

The Heart Is A Very, Very Resilient Little Muscle. It Really Is.

There Are Worse Things In Life Than Death. Have You Ever Spent An Evening With An Insurance Salesman?

I Would Never Wanna Belong To Any Club That Would Have Someone Like Me For A Member.

There Is Dignity In Suffering; Nobility In Pain; But Failure Is A Salted Wound, That Burns And Burns Again!