... Years Of Insanity Have Made This

I Love The Rain - It Washes Memories Off The Sidewalk Of Life.

Ads Answered Out Of Desperation In The New York Review Of Books Proved Equally Futile As…the 'bay Area Bisexual' Told Me I Didn't Quite Coincide With Either Of Her Desires.

I Carry A Bullet In My Breast Pocket. Once, A Crazy Evangelist Threw A Bible At Me, Which Would Have Gone Through My Heart If It Wasn't For The Bullet.

Can You Believe That? She Says I'm Not Leader Enough For Her. Who Was She Looking For... Hitler?

I'm Very Old-fashioned. I Believe That People Should Stay Married For Life, Like Pigeons And Catholics.