Young People Are The Same As They

If It Has Got Four Legs And It Is Not A Chair, If It Has Got Two Wings And It Flies But Is Not An Aeroplane, And If It Swims And It Is Not A Submarine, The Cantonese Will Eat It.

I Don't Care What Kind It Is, Just Get Me A Beer.

We Live In What Virtually Amounts To A Museum - Which Does Not Happen To A Lot Of People.

It's A Vast Waste Of Space.

I Never See Any Home Cooking - All I Get Is Fancy Stuff.