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I Don't Think A Prostitute Is More Moral Than A Wife, But They Are Doing The Same Thing.

The Man Who Invented The Red Carpet Needed His Head Examined.

Who Is Going To Be The First To Face Up To The Need For Self-restraint In The Number Of Children Brought Into The World?

Anyone Who Is Concerned About His Dignity Would Be Well Advised To Keep Away From Horses.

It's Not A Very Big One, But At Least It's Dead And It Took An Awful Lot Of Killing!