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My Favourite Subject At School Was Avoiding Unnecessary Work.

Your Country Is One Of The Most Notorious Centres Of Trading In Endangered Species.

If A Cricketer Suddenly Decided To Go Into A School And Batter A Lot Of People To Death With A Cricket Bat, Are You Going To Ban Cricket Bats?

All Money Nowadays Seems To Be Produced With A Natural Homing Instinct For The Treasury.

Why Don't You Go And Live In A Hostel To Save Cash?