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We Didn't Have Counsellors Rushing Around Every Time Somebody Let Off A Gun. You Just Got On With It!

Books Are Certainly Old Fashioned, But Only People With A Very Limited Perception Are Silly Enough To Condemn Ideas Because Of Their Age. It Is, Of Course, Equally Silly To Condemn The New Fangled Simply Because It Is Strange.

People Think There's A Rigid Class System Here, But Dukes Have Been Known To Marry Chorus Girls. Some Have Even Married Americans.

We Don't Come Here For Our Health.

If It Has Got Four Legs And It Is Not A Chair, If It Has Got Two Wings And It Flies But Is Not An Aeroplane, And If It Swims And It Is Not A Submarine, The Cantonese Will Eat It.