That's More Than You Know About Anything

If It Doesn't Fart Or Eat Hay, She Isn't Interested.

Cats Kill Far More Birds Than Men. Why Don't You Have A Slogan: 'kill A Cat And Save A Bird?'

If You Stay Here Much Longer You'll All Be Slitty-eyed.

"it Looks As Though It Was Put In By An Indian." He Later Backtracked: "i Meant To Say Cowboys."

The Biggest Waste Of Water In The Country By Far. You Spend Half A Pint And Flush Two Gallons.