Young. Old. Just Words.

Don't Stay In Bed, Unless You Can Make Money In Bed.

It's Hard For Me To Get Used To These Changing Times. I Can Remember When The Air Was Clean And Sex Was Dirty.

When You Stop Giving And Offering Something To The Rest Of The World, It's Time To Turn Out The Lights.

I Drink Coffee With My Right Hand, And I Smoke With My Left. But I Talk With Both Hands.

Tennis Is A Young Man's Game. Until You're 25, You Can Play Singles. From 25 To 35, You Should Play Doubles. I Won't Tell You Exactly How Old I Am, But When I Played, There Were 28 Men On The Court - Just On My Side Of The Net.