I Find You Have To Take Each

From Paris We Took The Orient Express To Vienna. I Must Say I Was Terribly Disappointed; Nobody Was Murdered On The Train.

People Ask Me What I'd Most Appreciate Getting For My Eighty-seventh Birthday. I Tell Them, A Paternity Suit.

In Those Days The Best Painkiller Was Ice; It Wasn't Addictive And It Was Particularly Effective If You Poured Some Whiskey Over It.

I Look To The Future Because That's Where I'm Going To Spend The Rest Of My Life.

I Don't Have A Drinking Problem. I Drink. I Get Drunk. I Fall Down, No Problem.