Young Jimmy Dean Fell Off The World

The Irish ... Are Full Of The Fear Of The Lord And The Joy Of Living, And They Don't Know How To Combine The Two, But They'll Sure Have A Good Time Trying.

I've Always Had Bronchitis. I've Been Administered The Sacrament Of Death Three Times For It

I Have Reached A State In Life Where I Can Buy A Whole House Full Of Chairs And Can Bump Into Them Until They Are Black And Blue

At Awards Time, The Exorcist Was Nominated In 11 Categories, Everybody But The Janitor Was Up For An Oscar. There Was No Category For What I Did.

The Great People I've Met Always Have Time For The Niceties.