Young Jimmy Dean Fell Off The World

I Never Wanted A Guardian Angel. I Didn't Ask For One. One Was Assigned To Me.

I'd Stand In Line For Confession With Old People And Little Kids, And As The Line Moved Up And It Was Getting Closer To My Turn, I Knew That When I Got Into The Box I Would Lie! Again!

I Lose All Control After Two Drinks Of Anything

Like Many Alcoholics, I Was A Staggering Woman In A Chic Apartment, Sick And Utterly Disgusting.

At Awards Time, The Exorcist Was Nominated In 11 Categories, Everybody But The Janitor Was Up For An Oscar. There Was No Category For What I Did.