I Never Wanted A Guardian Angel. I

I'd Stand In Line For Confession With Old People And Little Kids, And As The Line Moved Up And It Was Getting Closer To My Turn, I Knew That When I Got Into The Box I Would Lie! Again!

It Is A Remarkably Beautiful Piece Of Home Furnishing, The Oscar. I Used To Keep It Up In Front Of A Mirror So That It Looked Like Two

I Have Reached A State In Life Where I Can Buy A Whole House Full Of Chairs And Can Bump Into Them Until They Are Black And Blue

So Many People Have Really Wanted To Die. They Seem Ashamed To Say So. I Think It Would Help If They Would Say So

If I Have To Climb To Heaven On A Ladder, I Shall Decline The Invitation.