I Lose All Control After Two Drinks

I Find It Next To Impossible To Remain Politely Silent When People Prate To Me About The Glory Of Being Given Another Chance To Live Happily Ever After!

Most People Call Me Mercy. I Like It

My Name Is Real, Which Probably Explains Why I Never Became A Superstar... How Would That Look In Lights?

Everything Edible Is Fried In Texas! Or It Is Buried In The Ground To Cook Before It Is Eaten. ... Texas Food Should Be Forbidden! 'the Steaks At Night Are Big And Bright, Deep In The Heart Of Texas!' And They Are Always Afloat In Grease. Next Morning You Are Served A Smaller Steak, Which Serves As A Platform For Two Fried Eggs ... All Of This Afloat In The Same Grease! 'chicken, You Say? You Bet! Comin' Up!' Same Grease! They Are Right. Comin' Up! For Hours Afterwards. I Couldn't Believe The Crust Of An Apple Pie! Same Grease!

My Only True Harmony Lies Deep Within My Soul, Wherever That Is. I Know That Somehow I Am In Tune With The Universe.