You'll Live To Be A Hundred If

The Comedies Are Not A Million Laughs On The Set. Its Business And The Dramas Are Business As Well, Really. When I'm Writing It I Struggle More With Drama Because I Started Out In Comedy.

Standing In A Garage No More Makes You A Car Than Standing In A Church Makes You A Christian.

I Will Not Eat Oysters. I Want My Food Dead - Not Sick, Not Wounded - Dead.

Men Would Make Love With Any Number Of Women ... Even Total Strangers, While Females Were Selective. They Were Catering To The Demands Of One Small Egg. While Males Had Millions Of Frantic Sperms Screaming: "let Us Out, Let Us Out!".

I Usually Want To Crawl Into The Ground After I Make A Film, Almost Invariably.