You'll Live To Be A Hundred If

There's Nothing Good About Getting Older-absolutely Nothing-because The Amount Of Wisdom And Experience You Gain Is Negligible Compared To What You Lose. You Do Gain A Couple Of Things-you Gain A Little Bittersweet And Sour Wisdom From Your Heartbreaks And Failures And Things-but What You Lose Is So Catastrophic In Every Way.

None Of The Arts Are Any Good Unless You Really Are Great At Them.

When I First Started, There Were Writers That I Looked Up To That I Felt Very Influenced By And Very Respectful Toward Their Work And Their Opinion Of My Work.

I'm Short Enough And Ugly Enough To Succeed On My Own.

There's Nothing Wrong With You That A Little Prozac And A Polo Mallet Can't Cure.