You'll Live To Be A Hundred If

I'm Not A Big Believer In The Sense Of Jews Having A Monopoly On Comedy.

The Whole Thrust Of Science And The Medical Profession Is To Try And Prevent It From Happening, To Try To Prolong Life, To Keep You From Dying, To Keep You From Getting Older, To Rejuvenate You. I Mean, That's Everybody's Wish. The Fountain Of Youth Is Everybody's Sought-after Thing.

Humorists Always Sit At The Children's Table.

I Don't Wanna Live On In My Work. I Wanna Live On In My Apartment.

People Always Ask Me, Do You Ever Think You'll Wake Up One Morning And Not Be Funny? That Thought Would Never Occur To Me--it's An Odd Thought And Not Realistic. Because Funny And Me Are Not Separate. We're One.