You'll Live To Be A Hundred If

Between The Pope And Air Conditioning, I'd Choose Air Conditioning.

The Prison Psychiatrist Asked Me If I Thought Sex Was Dirty. I Told Him Only When It's Done Right.

I Ran Into Isosceles. He Had A Great Idea For A New Triangle!

The Last Woman I Was In Was The Statue Of Liberty.

Do I Believe In God? I Did Until Mother's Accident. She Fell On Some Meat Loaf And It Penetrated Her Spleen.