I Don't Like Theatrical Actors And Actresses.

Just Because You're Paranoid Doesn't Mean They Aren't Out To Get You.

Take The Money And Run.

How Is It Possible To Find Meaning In A Finite World, Given My Waist And Shirt Size?

I Was The Captain Of The Latent Paranoid Softball Team. We Used To Play All The Neurotics On Sunday Morning. Nailbiters Against The Bedwetters, And If You've Never Seen Neurotics Play Softball, It's Really Funny. I Used To Steal Second Base, And Feel Guilty And Go Back.

I Love Baseball. You Know, It Doesn’t Have To Mean Anything. It’s Just Very Beautiful To Watch.