You Work Your Butt Off And Somebody

Unfortunately, The Show's Success Comes At The Expense Of Its Biggest Asset -- The Comedians Themselves.

You Work Your Butt Off And Somebody Says You Can't Have Your Record Played Because It Offends Them. Tyrants Are Made Of Such Stuff.

Movies Are Movies, And I Don't Think Any Of Them Are Going To Hurt The Moral Fiber Of America And All That Nonsense.

It's So Much Easier For Me To Talk About My Life In Front Of Two Thousand People Than It Is One-to-one. I'm A Real Defensive Person, Because If You Were Sensitive In My Neighborhood You Were Something To Eat.

The Way I See It, The Earth Is Going To Be Here After We're Dead And Gone. Even If It's A Polluted Planet, And They Messed It Up. Where Do They Go From Here - To Another Planet So They Can Mess That Up Too?