I Love Show Business. I Wake Up

I'm Not Addicted To Cocaine. I Just Like The Way It Smells.

The Ms Really Started Going Downhill In 1990.

If I Thought About It, I Could Be Bitter, But I Don't Feel Like Being Bitter. Being Bitter Makes You Immobile, And There's Too Much That I Still Want To Do.

All Humor Is Rooted In Pain.

I Ain't No Movie Star, Man. I'm A Booty Star.