I Love Show Business. I Wake Up

Who You Gonna Believe-me Or Your Lying Eyes?

I Don't Want To Go Through Life As A Wonder Wheel Murderer!

I'd Like To Make You Laugh For About Ten Minutes Though I'm Gonna Be On For An Hour.

I Was Kicked Out Of School Because Of My Attitude. I Was Not Assimilating. So I Went To Work, Taking Any Jobs I Could Get.

You Work Your Butt Off And Somebody Says You Can't Have Your Record Played Because It Offends Them. Tyrants Are Made Of Such Stuff.