Friends Take Up Time, And I Didn't

Why Get Killed When You Can Run ... Your Ego Will Heal Much Faster Than A Broken Jaw.

I Went To Zimbabwe. I Know How White People Feel In America Now; Relaxed! Cause When I Heard The Police Car I Knew They Weren't Coming After Me!

I Expected Dracula To Come Jumping Out Any Second. If He Did I'd Have Held Up A Cross, Cause He's Allergic To Bullshit.

When You Ain't Got No Money, You Gotta Get An Attitude.

My Grandmother Used To Discipline Me, I Mean, Beat My Ass, And I Deserved Them, Too.