I Don't Want To Go Through Life

When You Ain't Got No Money, You Gotta Get An Attitude.

Crosses Only Scare Vampires Away Because They're Allergic To Bullshit.

Marriage Is Really Tough Because You Have To Deal With Feelings... And Lawyers.

Freebase? What's Free About It?

Yes, I'm Religious. God Has Shown Me Things, Made Certain Ways Clear To Me.