You Will Know You're Old When You

To Take A Gloomy View Of Life Is Not Part Of My Philosophy; To Laugh At The Idiocies Of My Fellow Creatures Is. However, At This Particular Moment I Cannot Find So Much To Laugh At As I Would Like.

There's Always Something Fishy About The French.

I Can Take Any Amount Of Criticism, As Long As It Is Unqualified Praise.

It's No Use To Go And Take Courses In Playwriting Any More Than It's Much Use Taking Courses In Acting. Better Play To A Bad Matinée In Hull, It Will Teach You Much More Than A Year Of Careful Instruction.

For Gin, In Cruel Sober Truth, Supplies The Fuel For Flaming Youth.