You Will Know You're Old When You

Trust Your Instincts. If You Have No Instincts, Trust Your Impulses.

The Air Is Like A Draught Of Wine. The Undertaker Cleans His Sign, The Hull Express Goes Off The Line, When It's Raspberry Time In Runcorn.

Amanda: I Think Very Few People Are Completely Normal Really, Deep Down In Their Private Lives.

I Don't Think Pornography Is Harmful, But It Is Terribly, Terribly Boring.

The Pleasures That Once Were Heaven Look Silly At Sixty-seven.