You Will Know You're Old When You

Everybody Worships Me, It's Nauseating.

Hollywood Is A Place Where Some People Lie On The Beach And Look Up At The Stars, Whereas Other People Lie On The Stars And Look Down At The Beach.

Never Mind, Dear, We're All Made The Same, Though Some More Than Others.

I'll Go Through Life Either First Class Or Third, But Never In Second.

A Bloody Good Thing, But Too Late.