Work Is Much More Fun Than Fun.

Everybody Worships Me, It's Nauseating.

Exercise Is The Most Awful Illusion. The Secret Is A Lot Of Aspirin And Marrons Glaces.

She Stopped The Show - But Then The Show Wasn't Traveling Very Fast.

My Philosophy Is As Simple As Ever - Smoking, Drinking, Moderate Sexual Intercourse On A Diminishing Scale, Reading And Writing (not Arithmetic). I Have A Selfish Absorption In The Well-being And Achievement Of Noel Coward.

I'm Not A Heavy Drinker, I Can Sometimes Go For Hours Without Touching A Drop.