I'm Not A Heavy Drinker, I Can

Mona Lisa Looks As If She Has Just Been Sick, Or Is About To Be.

She Stopped The Show - But Then The Show Wasn't Traveling Very Fast.

The Air Is Like A Draught Of Wine. The Undertaker Cleans His Sign, The Hull Express Goes Off The Line, When It's Raspberry Time In Runcorn.

It's Such A Surprise For The Eastern Eyes To See, That Though The English Are Effete They're Quite Impervious To Heat.

It's Like This, Dear Boy, The One In Front Is Blind And The Kind One Behind Is Pushing Him.